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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates? Rolaids"
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"Go to Starbucks. Tell them your name is Dad. Hide in the crowd. Listen as the hipster barista says ""Dad?..Dad?..DAD?..DAD?!"" & starts crying"
"Try saying ""I heaven this order"" three times. Nothing wrong if you do :)"
"Why do Jew's love jokes? Because they don't have to pay for them."
"Most of the jokes posted here are like gay muslims Beaten to death."
"Gender math Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage"
"This is an anti-joke!! What's green and has wheels?? Grass!!! I lied about the wheels!!"
"What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath? One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole"
"Old man and old lady... Old man amd old lady were lying in bad. Old lady: You know, I still can put my legs in air. Old man : Me too!... but, who gonna fuck us?"
"What do you call it when a doctor gives up halfway through an abortion? A portion."