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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates? Rolaids"
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"And now the most difficult task known to man: Quickly boarding a plane, stowing your carry-on, and sitting the fuck down."
"Bees Q; What kind of bees make milk? A; Boobies"
"What would you call a woman who goes out with You? Desperate! "
"Why did the hummer cross the river? For the insurance money."
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. ."
"This girl winked at me and said she wanted to go somewhere quiet. So I took her to the library."
"My wife told me she wanted to see a huge diamond for her birthday So I took her to a baseball game"
"Mathematically, the difference between Jelly and Jam is... = J(elly - am)"
"I'm torn between having 'wish you were here' or 'look behind you' engraved on my headstone."