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Joke of the Day
"I did some LSD and watched a candle burn all night. It was wicked."
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"Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!"
"My friend has a habit of dropping things. It's getting out of hand."
"What is the South American Music Scale? Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)"
"Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."
"France and Italy declare war on each other, who wins? Neither, Italy switches sides and France surrenders, both lose"
"My dick is like a dollar bill... About 6 inches long, 3 inches wide, and you should wash your hands after touching it"
"Neighbor may have just called the cops after hearing me yell at the cat for stealing my cheese bread"
"Treat Two-faced people like mushrooms. Keep them in the dark and feed them shit."
"""I find it funny when my husband brags about how big his penis is.... .....Mine was way bigger"""