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Joke of the Day
"I did some LSD and watched a candle burn all night. It was wicked."
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"Why does salt come in a bottle? Because it's white I don't know why it's funny. I just heard it so can someone explain it to me?"
"What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope? Ex-Benedict"
"How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble? Remove the vowels in his rack."
"Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars? So they can drive with the handcuffs on."
"What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera?.............Phil Ming"
"I adopted a cat but it turned out that my daughter is allergic to cats So, I am giving her away for adoption. She's 7 and she's in second grade"
"What's my favorite machine at the gym? The snack machine."
"What do you call a legless man at the beach during high tide? Fucked."
"I went to the doctor to get tested for ADHD... he said I've got it so bad, I have AD Blu-Ray"