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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel."
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"What do you call a bra stretched across a road? A booby-trap"
"Do you know why the Cybermen are the best Doctor Who characters? [deleted]"
"Interviewer: Do you have any questions? Me: Truth or dare I: M: I:.. Dare M: I dare you to give me this job I:(under breath) Damn she's good"
"What did one wall say to the other? Meet me in the corner!"
"During pelvic exam: Dr.: Your cervix is very high. Me: OMG, weed affects your cervix too?!"
"What do 7 out of 8 people enjoy? Gang rape."
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
"Put the punchline in the title How do you ruin a joke?"
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