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Joke of the Day

"Good kid joke. Lame adult joke. Knock knock. Who's there? Salad. Salad who? It's the salad! Lettuce in!"

"I like a girl that isn't afraid to jump in front of me during a robbery & say ""babe, please. I got this one, you bought dinner."""

"What was Bruce lee's favorite drink? Wataaaaah!"

"Have you ever noticed that cigars and scotch taste the same? They both taste like my dad's approval."

"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar.. ...and doesn't"

"Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the business world!"

"It is known that masturbation eases congestion ""I swear officer, I was only trying to help traffic move along!"""

"Longest joke in the world Here it is: http://www.longestjokeintheworld.com"

"If two people love each other nothing is impossible... Except deciding where to eat."

"Sorry I just saw your text from last night, are you guys still at the restaurant"