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Joke of the Day
"Whats brown & sticky? A stick."
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"Its not drinking alone if the highway patrol has informed you they're calling for back up."
"Some guy knocked on my door today and said, ""I have a parcel for your next door neighbour."" I said ""You've got the wrong house then, mate"""
"Science confirm that humans can ingest deadly poison or even molten lava. Once"
"A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman ""Can I park here?"" ""No"" says the cop. ""What about all these other cars?"" ""They didn't ask!"""
"[Standing still for a picture] I guess you can say I'm *turns around for a second and the camera goes off* not good at posing for pictures."
"*At the bank Robber:THIS IS A STICKUP! Me:Looks like a gun R:SHUT UP! M:Well, 'THIS IS A GUN' is way scarier Teller:He's got a point"
"Where do vampires learn to suck blood? Law School."
"""I'm a big fan of 50 cent. Or as he's known in Zimbabwe: four hundred million dollars."""
"What's a pedophile's favorite musical scale? D minor!"