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Joke of the Day

"The Friend zone. It's like being turned down for a job, then they call you a week later complaining about the person they hired."

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"How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero because it's already lit fam."
"""Blackhat"" opens to just $4M this weekend with a $70M budget, making it the first bomb of 2015. Biggest hack in the movie? Micheal Mann"
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"""I"" before ""e"" except after ""Old MacDonald had a farm"""