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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend kept telling me to treat her like a princess. So I made her marry an old guy she's never met to secure an alliance with the French."

"What do you call a fly without any wings? A walk"

"How to handle a one night stand the next morning 1. Put on Titanic 2. He's gone, that's it"

"The thunder god.. sat upon his favourite Filly, I'm Thor, He Cried! The Horse replied, You forgot your thaddle thilly"

"What is the proper expression of gratitude when someone calls you a good listener? ""Huh?"""

"A dog runs for senator... He has no previous experience in pawlitics"

"I went to the zoo the other day.. I went to the zoo the other day, but there was only one animal... It was a Shit-zoo"

"Where's the best place for a horse to grow up? In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me."

"Why was the blond late on her first day of work? Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alan ! Alan who ? Alan a good cause !"