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Joke of the Day
"What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to? She draws a smack!"
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"Because telescopes work using mirrors... We'll never know if there are any space vampires."
"A 5 day juice diet. They said I would ""feel it"" working in just 5 days. They were right, I've never felt more hungry in all my life."
"What's the difference between a petri dish and white people? A petri dish develops a culture."
"I'm planning on ringing the new year in with a kiss ... whether my dog likes it or not."
"Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad? The meal would fallout of flavor."
"I had to stop breeding rabbits... I found it to be a hare raising experience."
"What do you call a Muslim ganglord with a penchant for Noodles? Ramendon"
"I sneezed real hard, and while I did not break any bones, I did sustain some tissue damage."
"ELEVATOR SHOES Q: What's yellow and goes up and down? A: A banana in an elevator."