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Joke of the Day
"My buddy Bob got fired from McDonald's He just couldn't ketchup in the training."
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"A man walks into a bar He asks the bartender, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender shakes his head and says, ""No, we only have plain."""
"Whenever someone makes a premature blanket conclusion based on a single piece of information... I automatically assume they're a complete idiot."
"My friend doesn't like how I tell fat people jokes. I'm still not sure how their weight has to do with their sense of humor."
"One thing won't change for Jared Fogle while in prison He will still be eating 6"" to 12"" daily."
"Why does ISIS wear condoms when they have sex? So they can fuck two goats at once!"
"What do you call a blind German? A nat-zee"
"Babe Ruth Walks Into a Bar Bartender says ""Why the Long Balls?"
"How is a women and peanut butter the same? It takes a lot of coaxing to get them to spread when they're cold"
"Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose."