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Joke of the Day

"""IT'S A BOY!"" I shouted. ""A BOY! I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY!"" And with tears streaming down my face, I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel..."

"What stretches further, skin or rubber? Skin, it says in the scripture that Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked 3 miles to the next town."

"What does a crow call his penis? His CAWk."

"I'll be signing books at Barnes & Noble from 6 p.m. to whenever they kick me out for ruining all their books."

"Three penguins 3 penguins are walking down the road in Arizona. First one looks at the other two and says "" what the fuck we doing out here!!!!"""

"A Korean walks into a bar and orders a drink The bartender looks him over and says, ""Aren't you a Lee Ul-Yung to be drinking?"""

"What do you call the rapid growth of Indian cities? Turbanisation"

"Did you hear about the cactus that went to the party? He spiked the drinks."

"What do you call a black man on the moon? *An Astronaut*"

"Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry? Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent"