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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ? Hide the ball it drives them nuts !"
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"What are the man with no shoes say when he was forced to walk on broken glass? Fuck"
"Stop smiling so big in every photo of you. You can't be that happy all the time. Smile like a normal person who isn't a raging psychopath"
"Why does a chicken coupe have two doors? If it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan!"
"So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69. Apparently, ""I do."" is not the correct answer."
"Double standards are amazing. If I take my top off I'm called a ""poser"". But if a women does it, suddenly I'm not allowed to masturbate?"
"Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars? You can only put them in neutral. edit:pronouns"
"Did you guys hear about the kid getting arrested for bringing a clock to school? Sources say that the teachers were alarmed."
"What do you call a woman with one leg? Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene"
"I ordered a brand-new sandwich maker online. Her name is Svetlana."