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Joke of the Day
"Why does a chicken coupe have two doors? If it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan!"
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"What is Satan's favorite headset? S810."
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"I decided not to let C into my fancy club. It lacks class."
"Waiter waiter! There's a wasp in my dessert. So that's where they go to in the winter."
"How to pick up a girl in a club: 1. Stare at her 2. Walk up to her 3. Shout stuff"
"Why can't redheads get drunk? Because they only drink Ginger Ale."