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Joke of the Day

"So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69. Apparently, ""I do."" is not the correct answer."

"Do you want to examine a whole colon? ;;"

"A surgeon was put on trial for sewing several people's genitals to their faces. When asked why he would commit such a heinous crime he replied ""Eh, just to fuck with their heads."""

"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus."

"Why did the chicken? Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked? A: Because chickens don't wear clothes."

"What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about? Dad Jokes."

"Nazi jokes are so offensive Anne Frankly, I find them immature."

"I have a lot of clothes but I only wear like 5% and It looks like I have none and I refuse to wear the other 95% because I fucking look ugly in them."

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? America can't milk a cow for 15 years."

"I'm a Polish student in the UK Today the cashier in ASDA asked me if I needed help packing my bags. The Brexit is worse than I thought..."