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Joke of the Day
"I ordered a brand-new sandwich maker online. Her name is Svetlana."
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"How do you make an Octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles"
"Geese just call them bumps."
"my high school class voted me ""most likely to hover over the snack table at the ten year reunion"""
"What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas? Cancer."
"Catch 22: I bought a protein shake but am not strong enough to twist the cap off."
"What's small and green and smells like pork? Kermit's Finger."
"Bruce Wayne: I wanna fight crime. Alfred: You're a billionaire. Open orphanages, free clinics, day care cen- Bruce: No I wanna punch people."
"A Canibal realized his meal was undercooked. So he threw up his hands in frustration"
"If I were a DJ, I think the best part of the job would be making people sorry that they hired me"