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Joke of the Day
"What are the man with no shoes say when he was forced to walk on broken glass? Fuck"
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"Reddit right now http://imgur.com/hcmqCjU"
"What does a Mathematician say when he eats too much pie? (-1/64)"
"Who gets more pleasure from sex? - Well, thinking logically, it must be a woman. - Why? - If you want to scratch your ear, what part of your body gets more pleasure? Finger or ear?"
"What's the difference between everyone and bullets Everyone misses Harambe. Don't know if this is a repost or not, just heard it from a friend."
"What did sushi A say to sushi B? WASSA-B!!!"
"Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!"
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Dismembered"
"The guy behind me at the grocery store only had energy drinks, root beer & gummie lifesavers, so I asked how far into assassins creed he was"
"What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone."