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Joke of the Day
"What are the man with no shoes say when he was forced to walk on broken glass? Fuck"
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"A Muslim, an Illegal Immigrant, and a Marxist walk into a bar... And the bartender asks, ""What'll ya have, Mr. President?"""
"What did the bicycle call its dad? Pop-cycle"
"Really Smooth. I lied told my dad that school was canceled. He said,"" lets go see a movie."" We got in the car and he dropped me off at school."
"How do you catch a unique cat? Unique up on it"
"so this cargo of brain transplants went missing and... uh... ... ah shit... lost my train of thought"
"If there is an opportunity for me to put my pants on backwards in the dark, I take it every time. Apparently."
"""Grandpa, are you sure you want to order crazy beef with ghost chilis?"" ""It'll Szechuan fire."""
"Do you like Taco Bell? Then you'll LOVE real food!"
"What do you call a serial killer who can kill with both hands? Ambi*Dexter*ous"