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Joke of the Day

"Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ? For the watch ."

"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking intense."

"What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site? Namaste."

"#WhyDoPeopleThinkItsOkayTo replace letters in words with numbers....well now i don't feel like reading the math equation you just sent me"

"What anime do Mexicans watch? Boku no Pico de Gallo"

"A bank is a place that will lend you money... if you can prove that you don't need it."

"So I, (male) have a Girlfriend with a schoolgirl fantasy... The only problem is...I fell uncomfortable wearing the dress. Stole from the office. S3E21"

"TIFU by trying to be witty at the airport... The TSA confiscated my protein powder asking ""Are you planning on building any bombs with this substance?"" I replied ""No, only guns."""

"How can you tell someone's a navy seal? they'll tell you in their novel."

"I hate when girls say, ""you probably say that to every girl."" don't you use the same resume when applying to different jobs?"