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Joke of the Day
"What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site? Namaste."
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"Facebook would be way cooler if it was on t.v. : ""In other news Brian's ex-girlfriend is still a cold, heartless b!tch. Details at 11."
"A child drinks bleach, why is milk often given? To make them happy before they die"
"Fiance' works at an old folks home and said that they had the heater up to far all day. I guess you can say that she was... Sweating with the Oldies!"
"Q: How was the pig defeated in court? A: Oinkontroverible evidence against it and oinkonsistencies in the defense."
"Why did the blond climb over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side."
"If it helps, a lot of the awful ones are either married or gay, too."
"Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel."
"What is one food guaranteed to lower a women's sex drive? Wedding cake"
"what's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub? a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul."