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Joke of the Day

"#WhyDoPeopleThinkItsOkayTo replace letters in words with numbers....well now i don't feel like reading the math equation you just sent me"

"If youre giving mouth-to-mouth, and you don't want to get germs, you can put a harmonica between your lips and the victim's"

"I had a racist incident in my kitchen today.... The black bean soup started dissing the white cream sauce, I finally told them both to simmer down."

"I knew that wouldn't flush when I ate it."

"Do you know why Santa Claus doesn't have any kids? Because he only gets to come once a year and thats down a chimney."

"What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish? William Shat-on-her"

"The average life insurance policy is $100,000. How much is the policy for a white supremacist? 3k."

"What do you call an annoying black person? A nagger."

"Where's Jesus when you need him. There's only 2 fish sticks left and I've got company coming."

"Man: ""I think I saw a UFO last night"" UFO with fake moustache: ""Nah, it was probably one of them optical gases or something"""