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Joke of the Day
"What anime do Mexicans watch? Boku no Pico de Gallo"
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"Why do I always seem to start my day backwards? I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake"
"If you watch the movie Twister backwards it's the story of friendly tornados saving lives, rebuilding destroyed towns and playing with cows."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you feed your self with that?"
"What's baked every day and sells itself? My sister."
"I'm very good to my wife, everyday I'll run the hot water and put the bubbles in for her ...just to make doing the dishes that bit easier."
"Clearly, who ever said ""more than a hand full is a waste"" never have actually had their hand on more than a hand full."
"A pig with a cold is called... pigachu!"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Melendez Gilbert Melendez who? Gilbert may lend deez nuts"
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