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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking intense."
Next Joke
"It's cool we live in a time where we can just type ""lol"" or ""haha"" without actually having to laugh or have feelings."
"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he were white? Alive"
"If you feel trapped in your body with no way out, just think about that guy in the middle of a conga line."
"Him: Damn, girl, are you a math textbook? Her: No, why? Him: 'Cause you have a lot of fuckin' problems."
"I just quite my job at the helium factory. I won't be spoken to in that tone."
"Q: Where do books eat dinner? A: At the table of contents."
"Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together."
"in hell your cat can talk and he openly judges you for everything he saw you doing when you were home alone"
"I lost my watch at a party once Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl, not on my watch."