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Joke of the Day

"What did man create that inevitably destroyed man itself? Reddit"

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"You Rock... me paper, I win!"
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"So I fucked this bitch last night, but she was really clingy. I asked a friend for his insight, he said ""Yeah man, golden retrievers can be like that sometimes."""
"My wife said she wanted her birthday gift to go from 0-200 in less than ten seconds... ...so I bought her a bathroom scale."
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