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Joke of the Day
"Sex with me is like WWIII... It hasn't happened yet."
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"Testing new mobile phone Hello, i don't know if anyone is going to read this because i am using the internet explorer. But still i wanna wish you a good start in the new year 2010."
"Doctor Doctor I can't get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off."
"Girl called me the other day and said: 'Come on over, nobody's home' I went over, nobody was home."
"Immigrants are like sperm millions get in but only one works."
"Two fish in a tank. One asks: How do you drive this thing?"
"Everybody at the party got upset when Baby Jesus turned the wine into breast milk."
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"I was looking for a lighter on amazon... But they only had 112.422 matches."
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