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Joke of the Day
"There are two ways to keep a marriage happy and without quarrel But nobody knows them"
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"[Nsfw]What is in common between broccoli and anal? Both feel bad as adult, if you're forced as a child"
"When a friend dies, I'm not sure if I should unfriend them on Facebook or occasionally ""poke"" them to see if they're still dead."
"How has Donald Trump managed to bankrupt so many casinos? He hits on anything twelve or higher."
"Why did Mufasa die? Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff."
"I'm getting my wife a new bag and belt for our anniversary She will finally be able to vacuum again."
"Man walks into a bar... Ouch. Masochist walks into a bar..."
"Rams>Cowboys Coincidence ?"
"SERIOUS TWEET: help I just put on hand lotion and now I can't get out of this room"
"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Cows go"" ""Cows go who?"" ""No, Silly. Cows go moo"""