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Joke of the Day

"Really sad news from the entertainment industry. Justin Bieber was found alive in his apartment yesterday."

"why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? For drizzle"

"What question must always be answered ""Yes""? ""What does Y-E-S spell?"""

"The best trick to ordering pizza is asking them not to cut it. By law, they can only charge you for one slice."

"Nancy Grace just called pot smokers ""fat and lazy"". Right. Unlike the buff marathon runners home 4 o'clock on a Monday watching your show."

"The best thing about the first day at a new job is nobody knows I only have one outfit."

"Data Today, a CS professor asked us what data is. Apparently, even though technically correct, the plural form of datum was not the answer he had in mind..."

"What did the homophobic dad say when he heard his gay son was in a coma? At least he's a vegetable now instead of a fruit."

"10yo: When in doubt, albatrout. Me: What the hell is albatrout? That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT"

"There are only 10 types of persons in the world Those who don't know binary, those who know and those who did not know that this joke is base 3."