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Joke of the Day
"I'm a devout Catholic with a sex addiction. I'm a hole-y fucker."
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"Your french fries are just my french fries on the wrong plate."
"Don't eat royal sausage in Vietnamese noodle soup Trust me, it's the Pho King Wurst"
"When a Weeping Willow dies does it become Mourning Wood?"
"Eleven: We're not allowed to wear spaghetti straps at school. The straps must be at least 2 inches wide. Six: Oh yeah, lasagna straps."
"Can you even work your smartphone? In what capacity?"
"Honda made a car called the CRX before. Now they make one called the CRZ. They skipped the one in the middle because the prototype was so bad, it made them CRY."
"WORST THING YOU CAN DO What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet!"
"Statue of Liberty How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French? It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States"
"My boyfriend isn't allowed to go to the Zoo without me, he might see all his ex's there..."