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Joke of the Day

"Why do married men hang strobe lights from their bedroom ceilings? To create the optical illusion that their wives are moving during sex."

"How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke? You skip the punchline."

"Trump chose his Secretary of Defence But who will be Secretary of De Wall?"

"Why are there trees in Harlem? Public Transport"

"When she texts ""I Love You""... but Auto-correct changes it to ""who is this"""

"Happy 1 year anniversary to the Lean Cuisine in my freezer!"

"Where did William Tell take his garbage? To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!"

"Did you hear about the outbreak of Urinary Tract Infections at the University of Texas? It's odd they couldn't see the issue with all those UTI's"

"I sometimes feel like the Angel on my shoulder is on vacation & the Devil invited his cousin over for a play date"

"So Hitler is working at a bookstore and I go up to him and say, ""Hey, do you have any books about the expense of a yell?"" He replies, ""Kinda, I have this book about the Holla' cost."""