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Joke of the Day
"I always failed to understand how boomerangs worked until the other day i threw one then it hit me"
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"What does 80 year old pussy taste like? Depends."
"When I grow up and have kids... I think I will stay a virgin to set a good example."
"Liver Doctor: You are in trouble, your liver is enlarged Patient: Does that mean I have more space for whisky now?"
"My safe word is ""insufficient funds""."
"What did they gay necrophiliac say about his ex-lover? ""That rotten asshole split on me again!"""
"guess who's still together after all these years and all the shit between them! Your butt cheeks."
"If my psychiatrist said ""There's really nothing more I can do for you"", that means I'm cured right??"
"I paid $22 to connect to the internet from an airplane flying over the pacific so you guys better provide some worthwhile content"
"""Do you want to have fun but also get more mad than you've ever been in your life?"" - video games"