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Joke of the Day

"guess who's still together after all these years and all the shit between them! Your butt cheeks."

"What do you say if you meet a toad ? Wart's new !"

"How does a Greek find a sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying!"

"I like to have sex in the kitchen so she doesn't have to walk to far to make me a sandwich after. You know, because I'm a gentleman."

"Life as a penis must be hard."

"What do you call a Grizzly bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!"

"Alcohol doesn't cause hangovers....waking up does."

"Why did the porkchop scream for help? I'd tell you the rest, but I don't want to spoil the meat of the joke."

"Damn girl, are you a 48-pack of frozen corn dogs? Because I thought it would last forever."

"I just picked a Chapstick up from my bedside table, spent 30 seconds trying to get the lid off with my teeth, then realized it was a battery"