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Joke of the Day

"If my psychiatrist said ""There's really nothing more I can do for you"", that means I'm cured right??"

"What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize."

"BY COINCIDENCE By coincidence, the mom from Toy Story had adult toys named Woody and Buzz Lightyear"

"Pretty sure I know what my wife's getting me for my birthday cause when I guessed, ""A 3-way?"" she got all angry like I ruined the surprise."

"What do they call spiders in the Middle East? Iraqnids"

"Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he Neverlands"

"Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs? Because his arms were blown off."

"Apparently this is the letter ""v"" in Chinese: ... Lets see you try to fly in that shape American birds."

"Can a ninja throw a star? Shur-He-Can"

"I got my sister a T-shirt and a dildo... That way, if she doesn't like the T-shirt she can go fuck herself."