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Joke of the Day
"What does 80 year old pussy taste like? Depends."
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"Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford? Because he's Indie!"
"if you ever want to witness an Oscar worthy performance, ask any person from twitter their follower count and watch them pretend to not know"
"'Hit me with your pet shark' #RuinAn80sSong"
"Knock knock Who's there? Owls. Owls who? They certainly do"
"Hope having cream on my hands and not being able to turn a doorknob is as close to being in jail as I get."
"What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!"
"How does the Mexican national anthem start? Jose can you see....."
"I would make a gay joke.. Butt fuck it."
"I hope Prince Harry and Emma Watson last because if they have a son, it will be the half-blood prince."