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Joke of the Day

"What does 80 year old pussy taste like? Depends."

"[in a meeting] ok a Dracula movie except he's new in town and biting is illegal but he befriends the pastors daught- ""that's just Footloose"""

"I went to a Stevie Wonder concert last week and it was terrible. They moved the piano and forgot to tell him."

"What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did? *Apollo*gize."

"What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights? A jacked rabbit."

"Why did god invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt!"

"Damn girl, are you a door? Because I want to slam you!"

"Sometimes you need to look for the small positives in life. Like a midget with HIV."

"What kind of dance does your mother do? The MOMbo."

"A horse walks into a bar... ""Why the long face?"" asks the bartender... The horse replies, ""I can no longer make ends meet based solely on the royalties from Sex in the City."""