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Joke of the Day

"""Do you want to have fun but also get more mad than you've ever been in your life?"" - video games"

"What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel? A napkin."

"Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar? Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more ""Riddle-y,"" than say an actual joke."

"Chefs who can't admit failure present: Soft-boiled eggs Steak tartare Twice-baked potatoes Sour cream Calzones Pineapple upside down cake"

"Which England player keeps up the fuel supply? Paul gas coin!"

"I can kayak Canoe?"

"If you don't have a bucket list, then put ""make bucket list"" on your ""To Do"" list. nnYou don't have a To Do list?nnnnJesus, what ARE you?"

"Saw a hitchhiker holding a sign Anywhere But Here' So I swerved, hit him. Now he's in a ditch. Hope that's ok, he wasn't really specific."

"What's a pedophile's favorite musical scale? D minor!"

"I have a photographic memory But I ran out of film a long time ago"