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Joke of the Day

"Liver Doctor: You are in trouble, your liver is enlarged Patient: Does that mean I have more space for whisky now?"

"A zero and an eight are walking in a desert... and the zero asks the eight ""aren't you too hot with that belt on?"""

"So I got the new Note 7 and I don't see what the fuss is about exploding? Everything is going fi"

"A Mexican, a Jewish, and an American walk into a bar... Bartender asked, ""is this a joke?"""

"Why do Indians get cremated at very religious places? Because they all have a ""Vera Nice Sea"". (Say it out loud)"

"Me: Siri, what is happiness? Siri: [in Batman voice] You will never know."

"Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs? So they don't get mistaken for feminists."

"Two girls and a cup walk into a bar They get shitfaced"

"My wife and I only smoke after sex; I've had the same pack since 2003. She's up to three packs a day. Rodney Dangerfield"

"A lady went to the hospital after her husband beat her black and blue... After examining her under the bright lights, the doctor sent the white and gold lady home."