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Joke of the Day
"My safe word is ""insufficient funds""."
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"Nothing embarrasses psychics more than throwing them a surprise birthday party."
"What was Batman's greatest accomplishment? Pulling a Robin out of Bruce Wayne's Dick"
"I was gonna play Zelda via online emulator, but didn't wanna close the site I was on... ...so I clicked ""open Link in New Tab""."
"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it ;)"
"When you first meet a potential partner, slap them in the face. That way, later on in the relationship they cant say, 'you don't treat me like you used too!'"
"A horse covered in floaties gallops happily toward a swimmin pool. He sees a sign ""NO HORSEPLAY"" He lowers his head ""Ok"" & sadly trots away"
"""Describe yourself in three words"" ""Incapable of following basic instructions and cool"""
"I used to be a fan of reading Tolkien But then I kicked the hobbit"
"A drunken man speaks what a sober man thinks."