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Joke of the Day
"Why do seagulls fly by the sea? If they flew by the bay, they'd be Bayguls!"
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"What's tall, white and has ears? A mountain."
"So if you help Jack get on the horse... do you help Jack off the horse?"
"""Let's go around the room & name our biggest fears"" SUPERMAN: Kryptonite BATMAN: Bats MARIO: When a turtle slowly walks in my direction"
"Kids, no one will ever understand you like your high school love. Get pregnant and marry them right away. You know better than everyone."
"Cowboys would still be alive today if they hadn't shot all of their spare bullets in the air after winning one gunfight."
"What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together? They turn out the lights."
"What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? A tire."
"What did the constipated mathematician do? He sat down and worked it out with a pencil."
"Some girls on Facebook are cute until their 30-day photoshop trial expires."