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Joke of the Day
"What did the constipated mathematician do? He sat down and worked it out with a pencil."
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"Guys joking about chemical weapons isn't funny. Syriasly."
"My uncle found the g-spot once... ...he tells people he lost those two fingers in the war."
"Theres no 'u' in family. Look, what Im trying to tell you is that youre adopted."
"Would you like to hear a joke? Donald Trump"
"All panties are edible if you're hungry enough."
"I heard a joke about a German sausage today It was the wurst"
"I was in the car with my girlfriend, and I started hearing this annoying whining noise... So my girlfriend got out to look at the engine and I drove off."
"My partner left me because of my pasta feeling fetish I'm feeling cannelloni right now..."
"My favorite from a Laffy Taffy wrapper: What do you call a twitching cow? Beef Jerky"