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Joke of the Day

"What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together? They turn out the lights."

"What do you call a rabbit roaming with a pack of lions? One bad ass rabbit."

"Why is the Dead Sea a mod on /r/leagueoflegends? Because it's so salty."

"How is Islam like a GPS? You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building."

"What do pantyhose and Brooklyn have in common? Flatbush"

"What do O'douls and going down on your sister have in common? (NSFW) It tastes the same but it's just not quite right."

"Since Greece is likely to default... one could say the gyro-zone is going to leave the euro-zone."

"How does a stripper find jobs? She does netwerking!"

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ? Aladdin the street wants a word with you !"