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Joke of the Day

"Cowboys would still be alive today if they hadn't shot all of their spare bullets in the air after winning one gunfight."

"Dr Watson asks Sherlock Holmes... ""Holmes, why are you spreading fruit juice on my buttocks?"" ""Lemon entry dear Watson, Lemon entry"""

"Why does the corn get mad at the farmer? Because he is always pulling on his ears."

"Ended a relationship today. Don't worry, it wasn't mine."

"What does James Bond say after a heavy workout? I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred."

"If I don't wake up with Britney Spears' body circa ""I'm a Slave 4 U"" and a rich handsome boyfriend then I KNOW Santa's not real."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award? Leonardo Di Cardio"

"Why do gay people smoke cigarettes? They love butts in their mouth"

"Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear? The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear? They called back."