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Joke of the Day

"Scavenger hunt! Find a parent in Walmart who isn't scowling or being verbally and physically abusive to their children."

"After my doctor performed my prostate exam he left the room... Soon my nurse walked in and with a puzzled look asked, ""Who was that?"""

"Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is buried? A: Because he's Haydn!"

"What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl? Sometimes I get the punchline :("

"Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? A: Because she has no arms. *knock* *knock* Q:Who's there ? A:Not Sarah."

"What is the difference between racism and the Chinese? Racism has many faces."

"new iPhone 7 son: Daddy, buy me the new iPhone 7 Dad: What is the magic word? son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case?"

"The second Pop-Tart exists solely to hammer home the self-loathing initiated by the first Pop-Tart."

"A riddle Who's got orange skin, poor speaking skills, is overwhelmingly disliked and is in over his head? Yeah, I know, too easy right? It's Jar Jar Binks"

"Did you hear about the dog-walker that went missing? Police say they are following a few leads."