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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between racism and the Chinese? Racism has many faces."

"What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer? Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being."

"The REAL reason Bin Laden was buried at sea: Maggots have standards."

"A deaf guy walks into a bar... A deaf guy walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here."" Deaf guy says, ""I'll have a beer."""

"What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted."

"I don't have friends, I have acquaintances and parasites."

"A flying insect just flew into my kitchen and exploded. I think it was a Jihaddy long legs."

"What did the black kid get on his SATs? BBQ sauce."

"Did you guys hear about the kid getting arrested for bringing a clock to school? Sources say that the teachers were alarmed."

"I went for a job interview today... The interviewer said to me, What would you say your greatest weakness is? I said, I think Id have to say my listening skills are my greatest strength."