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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl? Sometimes I get the punchline :("

"What Does A Nazi Turkey Say? Goebbels, Goebbels, Goebbels"

"Mr. Trump, who's your Secretary of State? TRUMP: To deal with China, one that speaks Mandarin [remembers to appeal to women] or Womandarin"

"What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event? Cross country"

"I'm part indian My ancestors are from the slapahoe tribe."

"Q: Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc? A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!"

"With terrorists in Iran, Turkey helping fund ISIS, and Greece in economic shambles I must ask. If Iran attacked Turkey from the rear do you think Greece would help?"

"If you are at school, and the urge to take drugs hits you... Speak to the supply teacher.."

"6: I'm done. Me: you didn't even touch your food! 6 pokes food w/finger *without breaking eye contact* The Sass is strong with this one"

"Why are frogs happy? Because they eat what bugs them.. Source: 3rd grader told me this joke.."