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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is buried? A: Because he's Haydn!"

"Why did Rose not buy the iPhone 7 Cause it didn't have a Jack"

"You can tell I'm having a tough time writing this teleplay by all the crumpled up laptops overflowing my trash can."

"How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives? Asbestos they can."

"Cheating in a joke. A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""

"23rd Century Scientist: We're sending you to 1889 to kill baby Hitler. Four words: Stick. To. The. Mission. Henry Ford: Yes, sir."

"Tomorrow...trade cell phones with your significant other for the day...see how many of you are single by the end of the day..."

"If Captain America's shield is vibranium, then... Hawkeye's shield is Quicksilver"

"My in-laws are visiting... This is their homicide note."

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans."