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Joke of the Day

"Does anyone see the Irony in popeye eating lots of spinach? cause spinach, actually has tons of Iron in it....."

"What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster."

"If I could be any X-Men I think I'd pick Professor X. Don't really care about the mind-reading stuff I just hate walking."

"Of course I'm English. I'm the retard convict cousin you shipped off to Australia back in the day."

"why does everyone in breath mint commercials have to be so horny"

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult."

"Why is the robot good at one night stands? Because he nuts and bolts."

"The very first joke I ever learned as a kid. How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A Buccaneer. (Wah, wah, wah, waaaaahhhhh)"

"Nothing freaks out people like unblinking eye contact in a public restroom. Especially when you do it from underneath the stall divider."

"The escalator at the gym is broken, this is BULLSHIT."