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Joke of the Day
"Of course I'm English. I'm the retard convict cousin you shipped off to Australia back in the day."
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"What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus? Irritable Brawls in Rome"
"How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American? Last Supper"
"The Kennedys Everyone says Teddy Kennedy was the big alcoholic of the family. But when you think about it, it was John who was taking shots in the middle of his own parade!"
"I hated the new X-men movie. Professor X was so lame."
"""Nothing there? Better bark at it."" - a dog"
"OMG I forgot to read my horoscope and now I have no idea what life has in store for me today!!!!!!"
"I wonder how many old people have died trying to cut open tennis balls to put on their walker."
"An Atheist, a Vegan, and a Crossfitter walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within 2 minutes..."
"There's 2 types of people in this world... ....Those who know binary, and those who don't."