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Joke of the Day

"The very first joke I ever learned as a kid. How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A Buccaneer. (Wah, wah, wah, waaaaahhhhh)"

"A relationship with me is like a rollercoaster It has a weight limit"

"Did you hear about the shooting at the blind school? They never saw it coming."

"What would u do if u won the lotto? 10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo."

"Reasons why it's bad that Justin Bieber is retiring: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5."

"""Welcome to the jungle"" Thanks. ""We've got fun and games"" Cool. ""You're in the jungle"" We've established this ""You're gonna die!"" Wait what?"

"Did you hear the weather forecast for the hiphop festival? ...They're calling for a Lil Wayne"

"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb Trick question, feminists can't change anything"

"How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant? Run around until you get pooped out"

"My kids decided to move a piece of furniture to a random spot, I wonder how much it will cost to fix whatever they're covering up"