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Joke of the Day

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult."

"Apparently, Bill Cosby likes his women the way he likes his Jello Pudding... ...passed out cold."

"In a touching tribute to Joan Rivers, Target today announced that it would print funny little anecdotes on all of their shopping bags. Just so plastic can make us laugh one more time."

"If I want to hear good gospel music... ...I go to Christian Dingle .com"

"I value your opinion as long as you don't offer it"

"I used to have sex daily... then I ran out of money"

"""If you were a spy and having drinks at a spy bar, what would you want?"" ""I could tell you, bud, I'd have tequila."""

"What do you get when you cross the CIA with information about it? ****"

"How do Chinese people name their babies? Throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make."

"I just finished reading All Quiet on the Western Front... It was quite Remarque-able."