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Joke of the Day
"Why is the robot good at one night stands? Because he nuts and bolts."
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"If a Woman says you're ""unfuckable""... ...she means ""you're unattractive"". If a Man says you're ""unfuckable"" it means ""you're a Mermaid"""
"What do you call someone who steals a glacier? An iceberglar"
"I don't know, Your Honor. Last thing I remember was the Polaroid picture crying and I was shaking it like a baby andIT WOULDN'T STOP CRYING!"
"Met a girl with 12 nipples today Sounds pretty odd, dozen tits?"
"How did Hitler become a hero? He killed Hitler."
"I have a tip for all you lonely ladies on valentine's day... Or you can just take the whole thing."
"My dick is like my ring finger... Average in length and width and probably won't see much use until marriage."
"I've never been held hostage but I've been on a group text."