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Joke of the Day

"The escalator at the gym is broken, this is BULLSHIT."

"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None. He fell."

"What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"

"I walked into the library the other day and asked the librarian if he still had that mouldy old book on giving your child up for adoption. ""It was vile so I got rid of it."" ""That's the one."""

"Knock Knock....who's there? SUPRISE MUTHER FUCKER!"

"Gurl are you Quantum Mechanics 'cause you got 10 different interpretations of everything, none of which fully corresponds with reality."

"What do men and public toilets have in common? All the good ones are taken, the rest are full of shit. *this is a response to an earlier joke comparing women to parking spots*"

"Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos? Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!"

"Why did Trump insist on Hillary Clinton as Secretary of state? He doesn't believe women should get above secretary"

"I can give you the reason for anaphylactic shock in a nutshell."