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Joke of the Day
"What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster."
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"How do you get a Jewish Girl's number? Roll up her sleeve!"
"I hope Death is a woman... That way, it'll never come for me..."
"You've failed history again ! Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !"
"A cop just knocked on my front door. He told me my dog was chasing someone on a bike. Told the cop it wasn't my dog, he doesnt even own a bike."
"Have you ever eaten African food... Neither have they"
"What's a neckbeard's favorite country? M'laysia"
"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky"
"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? It wasn't born yesterday."
"What is the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick down a girls throat"