191175
Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven"
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"The invention of the shovel It was truly groundbreaking"
"When my wife is out of town my sleeping position changes from 'balancing on edge of bed' to 'snow angel'"
"Why did Kanye blow up the bakery? Because no one man should have all that flour."
"How do you get Lady Gaga attention? P-p-p-poke her face."
"Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling? He wanted to hang with his family. "
""" Wife: there is a man at the door with a mustache. Husband: tell him i've already got one. """
"Not many people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother who was an evil scientist. His name was Frank Einstein"
"What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? A milk dud!"
"What do vacuums and woman have in common? The more you pay, the better they suck."