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Joke of the Day
""" Wife: there is a man at the door with a mustache. Husband: tell him i've already got one. """
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"Every time I tie my shoe I feel like I'm giving a faraway sniper the go signal."
"Yoda and Luke Skywalker are together in a ship when Luke asks... Luke: are we on track? Yoda: off course, we are."
"hanging out at the pet store, teaching all the birds cuss words"
"Did you hear about the gangsta proctologist? Apparently he busted a capillary in someone's ass."
"F*&%. I keep forgetting the Titans"
"People who say, ""nothing could ever tear us apart"", must not know about sharks."
"When I asked you for the punchline... ...I didn't think you were talking about polygamist domestic abuse."
"Why do people think Saint Stephen was a marijuana addict? He was stoned to death."
"I hear Donald Trump has been endorsed by the Roman Catholic Church He's called for a ban on contraception. He wants to make America mate again"